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About Me Member Antagonist Jane Kufta99/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Devious Journal Entry

Tue Feb 24, 2009, 9:18 AM
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. [x]a ciggarr it smelled funny
2. Drank alcohol. [x]
3. Cried when someone died. []
4. Been drunk. []
5. Had sex. []
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. []
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. []
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 4%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [x]eww johnny
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[x]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x]
15. Been to prom. []
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [x]
18. Went streaking.[]it wasent full out...
19. Given or received a lap dance. [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 11%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. []
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23. Kissed a stranger. []
24. Hugged a stranger. [x]
25. Went scuba diving. [x]
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray [x]
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. [x]
30. Done serious drugs. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 19%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. []
32. Got paid to strip for someone. []
33. Run away from home. [x]
34. Broken a bone. []
35. Eaten sushi. [x]
36. Bought porn. []
37. Watched porn. []
38. Made porn. []
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]
40. Been in love. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 23%

41. French kissed. [x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [x]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. []
45. Stabbed yourself. [x]
46. Shot a gun. [x] air soft and bb
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [x]
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%

51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. []
53. Pranked somebody. [x]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. [x]
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. []
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [x]
57. Dressed punk. [x]
58. Dressed goth. [x]
59. Dressed preppy. [x]
60. Been to a motocross race. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 38%

61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. [x]
63. Stalked someone. [x]
64. Met a celebrity. []
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. [x]
67. Cut yourself. [x]
68. Bungee jumped. []
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [x]
70. Been to a wild party [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 46%

71. Got caught stealing something. [x]
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. [x]
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. [x]
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. [xxxxx]all the time!! lol jk
77. Babysat. [x]and yes i have sat on babys
78. Been to another country. []
79. Started your house on fire. []
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. []
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. [x]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. []
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [xxx]
87. Had a job. [x]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. []
89. Been called a whore. [x]
90. Danced like a whore. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. [x]
92. Been in a car accident. [x]in the womb
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95. Raped somebody. [o]
96. Danced in the rain. [x]
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. []
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x]
100. Been raped. [o]

65% I'm still over half a virgin...

  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: situations
  • Reading: Romeo & Juliet
  • Drinking: water

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  • Print preference: um...
  • Interests: soccer, reading, writing, and your mom
  • Favourite movie: anything that isn't stupid
  • Favourite band or musician: MCR, Fall out boy, and aLOT more
  • Favourite genre of music: anything beside Country
  • Favourite artist: my moo
  • Favourite poet or writer: anybody
  • Favourite photographer: Lujain and Myself
  • Favourite style of art: doodling
  • Operating System: ?
  • MP3 player of choice: Lil' Monsta
  • Shell of choice: idk
  • Wallpaper of choice: ???
  • Skin of choice: skin??? as in epidermis?!
  • Favourite game: one that involves you hiding and me not finding you!
  • Favourite gaming platform: wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gir, Joker, and bugs bunny
  • Personal Quote: i hope they fly up yours!
  • Tools of the Trade: idk

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:iconarcherv:
thanks for the fav ^^

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:iconjunpun:
thanks so much for the favourite :heart::star: *3*

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:iconn9n:
thanks for the fave!!!
:iconiz-vampqueen-zi:
no problem, i love your art!
:icongir3216:
hellos Jane.......
:iconiz-vampqueen-zi:
hellos.... person that was really pissing me off but know is off my shit list because she siad that she was sorry and i am hoping that you ment it!!! hahaa









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